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PREMIUM T-SHIRT
This premium unisex t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. Soft and durable, with just the right amount of stretch, it's so comfortable that it will easily become your favorite.

• Made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester)

• Strong double-stitched seams

• Ultra-comfortable

• Normal fit

Printed & shipped from the U.S.A.